Today was the appearance of a rare retard at work… At least I hope he is rare. Yes today we got to see a north american fucktard in all his glory as a S-10 owner with testicles chained to his hitch arrived in the shop. Not only was he an idiot of some acomplishment his vehicle being horrifically undermaintained but he spoke like and looked like a douche bag from the university. Thats right the sort of pretentious wad you see on campus talking shit all day drives around with a truck your uncle who married a close cousin would be proud to own. A dilapidated Chev with all the scrotum acoutraments. The mentality of these people baffles me, are your genitals so micronian that you need to advertise that they exist with your automobile. I know that my automotive opinions run more towards the upgrade/restoration route but I cannot grasp why anyone would pay more than a hundred dollars on a pair of metal testes and let their truck rot away around them.
3 Toyotas in a row today reminded me why I dreaded working across from the damn Sun Toyota, I am way to close to the belly of the beast.