Wishin you were here, so I could yell at you you goddamned morons

Training was as expected painfully boring intersposed with brief periods of amusement. So all in all not so bad, as an added bonus I spent some time getting my photographic skillz on which was pretty good.  In hillarious information I was once one of those “Film” photographer, not like those Artistic douches but instead I was seriously working towards being one of those fellows who takes wedding and portrait photo’s. I stopped pursuing that path for two reasons, one there is no money in it unless you have massive talent, I had some, and secondly the inital investment in camera’s and equipment was ridiculous. This is WAY before digital camera’s existed. I worked with Film and chemicals and two years in a row I drew the “Make model photo’s for person who won a contest.” either the greatest honor or punishment in the realm of Comm-tech. Where am I going with this, I am blown away by the facebook people displaying crap that they consider appealing. Fucking cookie cutter flash lit crap they are passing off as a true expression of their, Angst? Friendlyness? Fucktardyness? I just find that the ease of modern amature photographic equipment has taken an art and transformed it into a universal act of stupidty as people take the most retarded things and put them on the internet for all to see in the name of self expression. Your pet is not cute, Black and White is not fucking ART, why would ANYONE want to see hundreds of shit ass photos of your ridiculous life experiences? “HAHAHA Those chicks are kissing.” Goddamn fucktards Nobody cares! “Oh look my Baby” over and over and over. Do you think they will appreciate thier early lives being free media when they are 8? 12? in HighSchool? NO! but there all these retards are taking pics of funny street signs thinking that on some level they are being…. What CREATIVE? INTERESTING? How about a fucking drone who can pretend to be free by posting photos on the internet.  That sounds right, talentless HACKS that technology has allowed to fake actual ability in order to flood the world with SHIT.  Do not even get me started on the people who take pics of thier own dinners. More of the same as above, 50% more FUCKTARD. All of them desperatly clambering to be accepted by creating the same vanilla art. Each thinking they are the offical fount of artistic awesome on the fucking planet. ALL TALENTLESS HACKS.  well class is over. I am going to the SWoffice to try and find a good lasertag place.

2 Responses to “Wishin you were here, so I could yell at you you goddamned morons”

  1. Nirbo says:

    Unlike… people who bitch on the internet?

  2. Bryan says:

    Good point but at least there is not photo of me yelling.

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